Dangerous Pet Enthusiast Gifts

Piranha on Sale

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Epic Battles

"I have a couple of other projects I'm excited about."

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

'He's a very superior dog. Even his fleas have pedigrees!'

"You know, there are also some people who should never have children, hint hint...."

Pet shop with recipes stand outside.

"Dear God, no! Not her first edition of 'Franny and Zooey'! You've ruined us!!"

The Catkins Diet

Dog makes cats float with helium.

The grim reaper (of humans) and the angel of death (for dogs) are foreshadowing the imminent death of a man and his doh.

'Yeah, I know, but let's face it - we're delicious!'

"You know very well you're not supposed to beg at the table."

Literate Dogs.

'When you said you took your pet for a walk each morning I thought you meant a DOG.'

"Here it comes, another one of his classic non-apologies."

"Grandma specifically said not to dig in the rhubarb patch."

A cat taunts fish with a remote control.

"Mom, it's horrible! Eddie really is a cat person!"

'As you know, the deceased was fond of animals, not people.'

Dog says of toy dog: 'He's really just a nodding acquaintance.'

An oxymoron: Cat optimist

'I didn't hear you drive up, Doc.'

Cat watering catnip.

"Don't worry. He's got unlimited minutes."

'She's definitely Richard's dog, she just loves him.'

Parrot Sign in a Pet Shop - Can keep a Secret.

Medical Bird.

Tortoise and his Little Chemist Set

'I guess I should have let sleeping dogs lie.'

A Dogs book signing.