Dangerous Pet Enthusiast Prints

Piranha on Sale

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Epic Battles

"I have a couple of other projects I'm excited about."

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

Hell No Kitty

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

'He's a very superior dog. Even his fleas have pedigrees!'

"Dear God, no! Not her first edition of 'Franny and Zooey'! You've ruined us!!"

Pet shop with recipes stand outside.

The Catkins Diet

"You know, there are also some people who should never have children, hint hint...."

The grim reaper (of humans) and the angel of death (for dogs) are foreshadowing the imminent death of a man and his doh.

Dog makes cats float with helium.

'Yeah, I know, but let's face it - we're delicious!'

"You know very well you're not supposed to beg at the table."

Literate Dogs.

"Here it comes, another one of his classic non-apologies."

'When you said you took your pet for a walk each morning I thought you meant a DOG.'

A cat taunts fish with a remote control.

"Mom, it's horrible! Eddie really is a cat person!"

"Grandma specifically said not to dig in the rhubarb patch."

'Oh, for heaven's sake! We had him declawed, but he's still destroying furniture as much as ever!'

'As you know, the deceased was fond of animals, not people.'

Dog says of toy dog: 'He's really just a nodding acquaintance.'

"Don't worry. He's got unlimited minutes."

'She's definitely Richard's dog, she just loves him.'

Parrot Sign in a Pet Shop - Can keep a Secret.

Cat watering catnip.

Medical Bird.

'I didn't hear you drive up, Doc.'

An oxymoron: Cat optimist

Tortoise and his Little Chemist Set

'I guess I should have let sleeping dogs lie.'