Pet Mischief Connoisseur Prints

"I have a couple of other projects I'm excited about."

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

"Jerk." "Jackass." "Screw you." "Bite me."

"He still doesn't know how to use the litter tray."

'Yep. I used to use chemical to strip wallpaper, but the cats are more efficient, and there's no nasty smell.'

"Dear God, no! Not her first edition of 'Franny and Zooey'! You've ruined us!!"

"Why would I care of you scratch the couch? I'm not allowed on it..."

'Gee, mom, how DID that happen? Maybe we better Google it!'

Dog makes cats float with helium.

"See. I told you they have Roomba Rodeos when we're gone."

'Okay, let me see your hands, your feet, and that wily prehensile tail...'

'Journey of self-discovery' Dog realizes he can make his leg move when he scratches.

Dog reaching over top of counter to steal cookies.

Cat lights rocket strapped to a dog

"You know what I love? Rolling in dead squirrel." "Oh, my God, yes! How about peeing on the floor at Petco?!" "Wait, wait–what's the farthest distance either of you have rubbed your butt across a carpet?!"

"Here it comes, another one of his classic non-apologies."

'You talk about a clean dog!'

'You've got it wrong,luv-it's Fido who's the boozer!'

'They get along beautifully. The dog thinks he's a cat, and the cat thinks she's a dog.'

I think I just figured out why this place was available.

No, dear, you didn

"Wait, you've never tried destroying a sofa?!" "Dude, it's so much fun, and harmless." "You've tried catnip, right? Oh, but tons! You have to!" "Cat peer pressure"

'I guess I should have let sleeping dogs lie.'

Thoughtful Dog

"Do you have any idea what you've done? There are twelve hundred bottles of cognac on that ship!"

'They're Home!!!... HA-HA-HA... you are soooo busted!'

"That's not the moon, you idiot ... it's a night light!"

"The Chaetodon capistratus, commonly known as the four-eyed butterfly fish, is monogamous."