Pet Mischief Reveler Prints

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"I have a couple of other projects I'm excited about."

Christmas Presents.

"Pssst. Fake poop."

"Look, I tried to tell everyone Timmy was in the well but no, what do I know, I'm just a dog!"

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"

"He still doesn't know how to use the litter tray."

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

'Yep. I used to use chemical to strip wallpaper, but the cats are more efficient, and there's no nasty smell.'

"Why would I care of you scratch the couch? I'm not allowed on it..."

"Dear God, no! Not her first edition of 'Franny and Zooey'! You've ruined us!!"

'The cat did it.'

"My dog ate my parents' marijuana, and then ate my homework."

'Okay, let me see your hands, your feet, and that wily prehensile tail...'

Dog makes cats float with helium.

Dog reaching over top of counter to steal cookies.

'I don't think there's anyone home...Or am I just being naive?...'

Squeaker Trophies

Another Timmy Pet Fail!

Cat lights rocket strapped to a dog

"Here it comes, another one of his classic non-apologies."

"Tree's up!"

'You've got it wrong,luv-it's Fido who's the boozer!'

'First you fetch their slippers and then you chew them up -- it's called the 'good dog-bad dog' system.'

"Wait, you've never tried destroying a sofa?!" "Dude, it's so much fun, and harmless." "You've tried catnip, right? Oh, but tons! You have to!" "Cat peer pressure"

'They get along beautifully. The dog thinks he's a cat, and the cat thinks she's a dog.'

"Perhaps, that will teach you not to wake the tortoise too early!"

'I guess I should have let sleeping dogs lie.'

Thoughtful Dog

"Do you have any idea what you've done? There are twelve hundred bottles of cognac on that ship!"

"The Chaetodon capistratus, commonly known as the four-eyed butterfly fish, is monogamous."