Danger Fan Gifts

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

Fisherman catches a mine.

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

Safety Barriers

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

Sword Swallow is Bitten by a Mosquito.

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

I see the Boris moon arising. . .

'My horoscope says I'm due for a surprise today.'

'This patch is to quit smoking...this patch is to quit drinking...this patch is to quit drugs...this patch is to quit coffee...and this patch is to quit having any kind of fun whatsover!'

Avalanche skiing is a RUSH!

Man putting his head in a lion's mouth

'What went particularly well?'

"I want you to meet these guys-they've got the hottest new stupid thing on the Internet."

Sailor notices a sea mine in his foot bath.

Despite hard evidence to the contrary it was still considered lucky to kiss the Blarney Spike

Snakeboarding.

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

Some just ain't cut out for wind farmin'.

'Inventions gone bad! Nuclear sparklers.'

Death Defying Stunt.

'Just had to text and ride, didn't you?'

Job Safety - Lunch.

'I think I may be an adrenaline junkie.'

Dagger Juggling Circus Act Goes Wrong

'Those are my best tights, don't you dare ladder them !'

'You want to go somewhere really hot - that can be arranged.'

'Caution! Quick sand in this area.'

Magic trick gone wrong.

Car all battered at the back with a sticker in rear window - 'No baby or small person on board'.

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators … Armstrong skis down a pile of his money … Without a helmet. Even that ancient hag Sadie has a dangerous hobby. Every year, in violation of both common sense and local fire safety ordinances, the old lady lights all the candles on her birthday cake. I heard that!!! Fun fact: The 20th century was one of the most brutal in h