Danger Fan Prints

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

Fisherman catches a mine.

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

Safety Barriers

Sword Swallow is Bitten by a Mosquito.

I see the Boris moon arising. . .

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

'My horoscope says I'm due for a surprise today.'

Avalanche skiing is a RUSH!

'This patch is to quit smoking...this patch is to quit drinking...this patch is to quit drugs...this patch is to quit coffee...and this patch is to quit having any kind of fun whatsover!'

Man putting his head in a lion's mouth

'What went particularly well?'

"I want you to meet these guys-they've got the hottest new stupid thing on the Internet."

Sailor notices a sea mine in his foot bath.

Despite hard evidence to the contrary it was still considered lucky to kiss the Blarney Spike

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

Snakeboarding.

Some just ain't cut out for wind farmin'.

'Inventions gone bad! Nuclear sparklers.'

Death Defying Stunt.

Job Safety - Lunch.

Magic trick gone wrong.

Dagger Juggling Circus Act Goes Wrong

Car all battered at the back with a sticker in rear window - 'No baby or small person on board'.

'Caution! Quick sand in this area.'

'This is a killer hole!'

'You want to go somewhere really hot - that can be arranged.'

'Those are my best tights, don't you dare ladder them !'

Scary Movies!