Dance-loving Surgeon Gifts

'It's a routine operation.'

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

Well, the doctor said you have to wear it until you stop biting your stitches.

'Let's cut right through to the heart of the matter.'

'Yessir, I just finished my first spay...but how did you know?'

'Anaesthetic ok?' - 'Yes, ten double scotches from the pub up the road.'

Surgery has sign on wall saying 'To Err is Human.'

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

Anatomy.

'Just remember, you're not alone - I'm scared to death, too.'

Anatomy.

Several of the med students had been cheerleaders when they were undergrads.

"Well, we saved this attorney. Some poacher shot him and removed his highly-prized fin."

The Big Book of Really Hard Surgery

"I'm Dr. Fenton. I'll be performing your microsurgery today."

He really puts his heart into it!

'Whew! Five surgeries in one day! Well, let's try to make this last one end on a happy note!'

'Just relax Mr Benson. I find having background music while I perform surgery helps me focus!'

'Thanks for allowing these high school students to watch your surgery. Check it out on YouTube!'

"Sorry, Bob, those are the rules– you drop the kidney, you give them yours."

'He really put his heart into it.'

'Laser Surgery While You Wait.'

'I knew there was another book in him!'

Neuro Surgery. Staff only. Sorry, that took longer than I expected --- He has a lot of nerve!

"Relax! He's in good hands!!"

'It's a no-brainer.'

'Actually, it's a quite routine operation -- would you like to make it more interesting?'

Knives sharpened

'You're wrong - this is brain surgery!'