Daguerreotype Fashionista Gifts

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

Great British Eccentrics.

Dog Dressed to Eat

Little Princess.

Mikado

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

I love the Shard

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'It's not just any old rucksack Nathan. Nasa's entire spring collection is built around this baby.'

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

Three Ladies

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

Casual Thursday

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

Mad For It

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

Although early tests show Dr. McWit's hare transplant hides hair loss, and has no dangerous side effects, Ed's not sure he likes the results.

Foxy lady

Unicorn in the Woods

"Why be a princess...when I can be a queen?"

Watering can helmet.

Burlyesque