Little Fashion Icon Gifts

Little Princess.

Haircuts

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

'She dressed herself this morning.'

"This is no time for fightin', princess, there's a war on!"

"If we're lucky, she'll get a single wear out of this."

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

'Look at him with another business model on his arm.'

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

Amy Winehouse

"I want one of those!"

"First buttons, then zippers, now we learn to tie our shoes. Is mom trying to tell us something?"

Elvis Presley

Snake Dress-Up

"Hillary Clinton is polling well here. Sales off pants suits are up."

'Do these come in blue?'

"One day, I'll have teeth like pearls...skin like silk...and a mind like a steel trap!"

Real men have facial hair.

"Nice chords Wayne!"

'I bought it off the irregular rack, but I'm hoping he'll grow into it.'

Bruce Willis

Designer Baby.

"I thought I liked babies, but, as it turned out, I mainly like baby clothes."

Proper little princess.

A grave with an array of beauty products

"No, it's not a religion or a cult. It's a fashion statement."

"Without mentioning many names, certain questionable liberties have been taken with our corporate dress code."

Miley Cyrus

'When did you decide to get all fancy and tie your shoes?'

'Did you notice how her pink nail polish clashes with her red tricycle?'

"Honey, have you seen my pirate shirt?"

Moai wearing a spaceship for a hat