Little Fashion Icon Pillows

Little Princess.

Haircuts

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

'She dressed herself this morning.'

"If we're lucky, she'll get a single wear out of this."

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

'Look at him with another business model on his arm.'

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

"I want one of those!"

"First buttons, then zippers, now we learn to tie our shoes. Is mom trying to tell us something?"

Snake Dress-Up

"Hillary Clinton is polling well here. Sales off pants suits are up."

"One day, I'll have teeth like pearls...skin like silk...and a mind like a steel trap!"

'Do these come in blue?'

"Nice chords Wayne!"

'I bought it off the irregular rack, but I'm hoping he'll grow into it.'

"No, it's not a religion or a cult. It's a fashion statement."

A grave with an array of beauty products

Real men have facial hair.

Proper little princess.

Designer Baby.

"I thought I liked babies, but, as it turned out, I mainly like baby clothes."

'Did you notice how her pink nail polish clashes with her red tricycle?'

Miley Cyrus

'When did you decide to get all fancy and tie your shoes?'

Moai wearing a spaceship for a hat

"Honey, have you seen my pirate shirt?"

'My mom's taking me for a haircut, she want's to see what I look like!'