Dabbling In Fitness Pillows

'If God had wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them closer to my hands!'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

'Actually, I do mind wearing your pedometer!'

Only Clowns

Fast Food Dieter

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

Pelobong

Very drunk professional cyclist

'But I think shopping three times a week is more than enough exercise!'

'Doc, I'd like you to meet my personal trainer. This should explain a lot about my medical situation!'

Late Bloomers

Fitness in church.

'Your request for a company vehicle has been approved, however, it's not the Cadillac you wanted. Since you need the exercise, you're getting a skateboard.'

'Consider it part of a stimulus package. Do a good job cleaning out the gutters and you get the hole box.'

'Your 'guns' are very impressive Norman,but not at work.'

Cyclist

How the Fiddle Stays Fit.

"Do you have a one day a year membership?"

"I'm telling you, you need to try interval hopping."

"My Doctor said I needed more exercise so I jogged down to the donut shop."

"Wanna go scroll on our phones at the gym?"

Tandem cyclists

'...all been inspired by the Olympics...now touch those toes...touch those...'

"My New Year's resolution is to get fit and watch more TV."

'Hello line 2, you are through to the keep fit phone in...'

Weight washers.

'You need more exercise Mrs Pilchard. Why don't you take my dog for his walk?'

'Executive Fitness Plan'

Beginner Level Escalators

"I don't get all the hype about treadmill desks."

"Everything goes right to my hips."

"See, you just turn it on and stand here and it slides you right to the shirt you want to wear."