Dabbling In Fitness Gifts

'If God had wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them closer to my hands!'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

It's okay -- I'm training for the 2020 Olympics.

Only Clowns

Robber on treadmill

'Actually, I do mind wearing your pedometer!'

Fast Food Dieter

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

Pelobong

Very drunk professional cyclist

'But I think shopping three times a week is more than enough exercise!'

Late Bloomers

'Doc, I'd like you to meet my personal trainer. This should explain a lot about my medical situation!'

'Your request for a company vehicle has been approved, however, it's not the Cadillac you wanted. Since you need the exercise, you're getting a skateboard.'

Fitness in church.

'Your 'guns' are very impressive Norman,but not at work.'

'Consider it part of a stimulus package. Do a good job cleaning out the gutters and you get the hole box.'

Cyclist

How the Fiddle Stays Fit.

"I'm telling you, you need to try interval hopping."

"Do you have a one day a year membership?"

"My Doctor said I needed more exercise so I jogged down to the donut shop."

Fred found he got more exercise when jogging while listening to a gramophone than an iPod.

Tandem cyclists

"Wanna go scroll on our phones at the gym?"

"Athlete? No. Ambulance chaser."

'...all been inspired by the Olympics...now touch those toes...touch those...'

"My New Year's resolution is to get fit and watch more TV."

'Executive Fitness Plan'

Weight washers.

'You need more exercise Mrs Pilchard. Why don't you take my dog for his walk?'

'Hello line 2, you are through to the keep fit phone in...'

Beginner Level Escalators

"I don't get all the hype about treadmill desks."

"See, you just turn it on and stand here and it slides you right to the shirt you want to wear."