Flirtatious Fitness Enthusiasts Pillows

"You know how last year you told me you'd teach me how to pick up ladies?"

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

Powerful Love.

"It's true: no more burpees."

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

'Me? I took my cardio to the next level.'

"I have to get down to 125 pounds before I go back to my real gym."

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

"That's awesome that you taught him to heel, but I just want him to walk normally."

Mouse on an Exercise Bike

"When I was your age, I had to ride fifteen miles on a little stationary bike while disco lights flashed and E.D.M. played in the background."

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

Body Building

Dinosaurs ponder fad dieting prior to extinction.

'He's my personal potty trainer.'

The locker room door suddenly swings open, and Randy is busted by a steroid-sniffing dog.

'And one, and two, and three, and don't get discouraged Manatee, and four, and five...'

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

'Keep fit.'

If your dog is fat, you're not getting enough exercise.

'Much like my hairline and waistline, our numbers are trending in the wrong direction.'

'Okay. . . five more! Spring forward! Fall back.'