Cynic At Heart Gifts

If you know someone who’s a cynic at heart, our curated selection offers humorous and thoughtfully sarcastic gifts that match their dry sense of humor. From mugs to prints, these items are perfect for expressing their style and attitude. Whether they’re a seasoned skeptic or just enjoy a good laugh, our products will resonate with their creative, witty nature and add a touch of personality to their day.

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'You've got bad news? Hey, that's good news!'

'You've got bad news? Hey, that's good news!' mockup

'You've got bad news? Hey, that's good news!'

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"Look, I'm going to need a better description. It so happens a LOT of people have lost their innocence in the past few years!"

"Look, I'm going to need a better description. It so happens a LOT of people have lost their innocence in the past few years!" mockup

"Look, I'm going to need a better description. It so happens a LOT of people have lost their innocence in the past few years!"

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"There's a sucker born every minute." mockup

"There's a sucker born every minute."

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'You're looking for an honest man? What a coincidence! - I have one right there in that alley!'

'You're looking for an honest man? What a coincidence! - I have one right there in that alley!' mockup

'You're looking for an honest man? What a coincidence! - I have one right there in that alley!'

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'It's a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing...and that wraps up today's news...'

'It's a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing...and that wraps up today's news...' mockup

'It's a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing...and that wraps up today's news...'

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"...Our extensive in house survey found that 82% of you think in house surveys are a waste of time."

"...Our extensive in house survey found that 82% of you think in house surveys are a waste of time." mockup

"...Our extensive in house survey found that 82% of you think in house surveys are a waste of time."

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"What's this for poorer stuff?"

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"Since he's been a plagiarist, committed perjury and runs a Ponzi scheme, trust can be an issue."

"Since he's been a plagiarist, committed perjury and runs a Ponzi scheme, trust can be an issue." mockup

"Since he's been a plagiarist, committed perjury and runs a Ponzi scheme, trust can be an issue."

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"Nihilistic customer service"

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"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them." mockup

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

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'You gonna finish that lemon peel?' mockup

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

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'I suppose they call it the rat race because only rats ever seem to win.'

'I suppose they call it the rat race because only rats ever seem to win.' mockup

'I suppose they call it the rat race because only rats ever seem to win.'

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"Lets get 100% behind the boss."

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The Forever Stamp

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Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats.

Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats. mockup

Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats.

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'The rich get richer and the poor get poorer. That's a wonderful mission statement.'

'The rich get richer and the poor get poorer. That's a wonderful mission statement.' mockup

'The rich get richer and the poor get poorer. That's a wonderful mission statement.'

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Famous Oxymorons...

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"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?" mockup

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

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"My MP ensured that there are laws which allow me to evade taxes legally. We both end up winning!"

"My MP ensured that there are laws which allow me to evade taxes legally. We both end up winning!" mockup

"My MP ensured that there are laws which allow me to evade taxes legally. We both end up winning!"

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Utopia - a necessarily restrictive and conformist social structure.

Utopia - a necessarily restrictive and conformist social structure. mockup

Utopia - a necessarily restrictive and conformist social structure.

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"At the end of the day it's just a sunset."

"At the end of the day it's just a sunset." mockup

"At the end of the day it's just a sunset."

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"Do you know 'Love Stinks,' by the J. Geils Band?"

"Do you know 'Love Stinks,' by the J. Geils Band?" mockup

"Do you know 'Love Stinks,' by the J. Geils Band?"

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Will Self deprecation

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"Life sucks and then you keep living." mockup

"Life sucks and then you keep living."

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"Politicians can't make the trains run on time but they never miss the gravy train."

"Politicians can't make the trains run on time but they never miss the gravy train." mockup

"Politicians can't make the trains run on time but they never miss the gravy train."

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When Stupid People Get an Idea

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'Hi! I'm a freshman -- when do I get corrupted?'

'Hi! I'm a freshman -- when do I get corrupted?' mockup

'Hi! I'm a freshman -- when do I get corrupted?'

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"...He broke your heart, did he? Well, I can't say I didn't see this coming!"

"...He broke your heart, did he? Well, I can't say I didn't see this coming!" mockup

"...He broke your heart, did he? Well, I can't say I didn't see this coming!"

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"He's been up all night and fell asleep at the wheel."

"He's been up all night and fell asleep at the wheel." mockup

"He's been up all night and fell asleep at the wheel."

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"Do I still believe in Santa Claus? I don't even believe in Congress."

"Do I still believe in Santa Claus? I don't even believe in Congress." mockup

"Do I still believe in Santa Claus? I don't even believe in Congress."

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Federal Bureau of Do As We Say, NOT As We Do!

Federal Bureau of Do As We Say, NOT As We Do! mockup

Federal Bureau of Do As We Say, NOT As We Do!

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"Diogenes, this is Washington, D.C. It's probably the worst place to look for an honest man."

"Diogenes, this is Washington, D.C. It's probably the worst place to look for an honest man." mockup

"Diogenes, this is Washington, D.C. It's probably the worst place to look for an honest man."

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"He's a widowed eighty-year-old billionaire with a 'Do Not Resuscitate' tattoo...what's not to like?"

"He's a widowed eighty-year-old billionaire with a 'Do Not Resuscitate' tattoo...what's not to like?" mockup

"He's a widowed eighty-year-old billionaire with a 'Do Not Resuscitate' tattoo...what's not to like?"

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Once a politician is elected, his work is over.

Once a politician is elected, his work is over. mockup

Once a politician is elected, his work is over.

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"Oh well - same shit, different day. . .!"

"Oh well - same shit, different day. . .!" mockup

"Oh well - same shit, different day. . .!"

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Cynic At Heart Gifts Collection

Cynic At Heart Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for cynics—filled with witty, sarcastic quotes that bring a smile to any coffee lover’s face.

Cynic At Heart Pillows

Add humor to their home with pillows featuring witty, sarcastic quotes—ideal for the cynic who loves a bit of cheeky decor.

Cynic At Heart Prints

Browse our prints of witty, cynical sayings—perfect for decorating spaces with personality and a touch of humor.

Cynic At Heart T-Shirts

Discover T-shirts designed for cynics, with clever sayings and sarcastic humor that let their personality shine through on casual days.