Cybercafe Regular Gifts

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

'I need affordable daycare now!'

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

'Our special of the day is spam sandwiches.'

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

'Computers' 'Hardware' 'Software'

"I'm thinking of suing your cafe. I just got a $2,000 dental bill. You should be paying for it." "I'm in here every day and I always order your sugary scones and your sugar-filled lattes." "That's why I had twelve cavities!" "I'll settle out of court for a scone and a latte." "No deal."

'Look. . . for the last time, I'm not playin' 'footsie' with you!'

"Some prop-forward he's turned out to be."

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

Steampunk

'I back up my files religiously. I pray nothing happens to them.'

'A dozen bagels, please. For here.'

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the 'grande' size anymore without a prescription.'

"One can often infer things about the environment from the overall health of the bird population."

Man sees eatery, 'Mom's Cyber Cafe', below it reads, 'Formerly Mom's Diner'.

'Your computer picked up viruses. . . An ounce of perversion costs a lot of pounds to cure.'

Man protecting himself from potential golfballs

"Give me coffee or give me death."

'The future is in drones and cyber attacks. . .'

"Great to be back at the 'office', just a glass of water for me, thanks."

Noises from armpits.

"I look forward to coming here for great tasting coffee. Every morning. . . but you are talking so loud I can't even smell it!"

"My Soul belongs to the Computer."