Cyber Cafe Enthusiast Gifts

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

Man sees eatery, 'Mom's Cyber Cafe', below it reads, 'Formerly Mom's Diner'.

"I think that was one upgrade to many for Chris!"

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

'Our special of the day is spam sandwiches.'

"Eewww! It still makes a lousy cup of coffee!"

Tell me about your history. What are your interests? What kind of places do you visit? Are you careful? House of Java.net Cybercafe. You know what I mean: Are you the type that gets around? Your computer seems chaste. You may use it to send me an email. My laptop is virus-free. Freak.

"In addition to the menu, we have a few specials on the board."

"...all this time Timmy is spending in cyberspace is beginning to affect him."

"I wish he'd hurry up. My back's killing me."

'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'

'He finally went mad...he devised the PERFECT password, but of course could never tell it to anyone.'

"You'll love this internet cafe. It's got great blogosphere."

Nethead strip: Playing fetch with Cyberpet #2

"Sorry for the delay. Someone in hell hacked into our computers!"

Empty Telco Hardware Room

Hi, this is click-whistle-chirp. Hi. … wait, who? Did you know humans are not the only sentient species on earth? Almost every species is sentient, contrary to thousands of years of racist propaganda. They think, they feel pain, they act with intent, they feel emotions ... especially the octopods. Never get on an octopus's bad side. House of Java Cybercafe. They've just never felt the needs to speak human languages before. Before? Before what? ... Wait ... am I talking to a dolphin? The sentient

"To be or not to be? That is the security question?"

'Do as I did - Learn to drink quicker.'

"Why yes! We have free Wi-Fi-Fo-Fum! No fee!"

Robotics. For us it means we're calibrated correctly. Being "well-adjusted" has a different meaning for them.

"Never accept sweets from strangers, son, but feel free to consent to cookies."

Robot breaks up with a desktop computer. 'I faked all those uploads!'

"We don't serve food here, we only photograph it..."

'Maybe you'd better return to the main menu.'

Techno-Answers, Inc.: Pro-active cyber solutions to problems you think you don't have, but, wow... are you ever wrong.

"His server is slow, his lines are tied up...close his connection! Overwhelm his system!"

“Work sucks — my corner office keeps getting smaller.”

"Thanks to all the passwords I've had to memorize, I've forgotten my name. Who am I?"

'Brewster was able to hack the subject's brain, but it turns out the brain had a virus.'

GrannyChat: Granny73 & RedRHood

"Sorry you can't go in...no ties allowed"

"Do you have 'Cheese and Pickle...?'"

Lunch at the Carlsbad Caverns.