Cyber Cafe Aficionado Gifts

Thug threatens man via computer screen, in cyber cafe - "Why don't we take this argument off line?"

Twister:Rural Social Networking

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

"I think that was one upgrade to many for Chris!"

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

Smartphone Sonogram

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

'Our special of the day is spam sandwiches.'

"That news you're reading is 24 hours old. I can get it 23 hours and 57 minutes sooner online."

'...and do you solemnly swear to update your facebook status to 'married'?'

Wifi Peacock

"Eewww! It still makes a lousy cup of coffee!"

Tell me about your history. What are your interests? What kind of places do you visit? Are you careful? House of Java.net Cybercafe. You know what I mean: Are you the type that gets around? Your computer seems chaste. You may use it to send me an email. My laptop is virus-free. Freak.

"If you want to know why I fired you, you can subscribe to my blog."

'Halt! User name and password.'

'Today we learned if it ain't on Google, it ain't worth knowing.'

'Perhaps we would be better off with fewer fans on Facebook and Twitter, and more on Visa and Mastercard!'

"In addition to the menu, we have a few specials on the board."

"Eat those veggies or I'll change the wifi password."

"...all this time Timmy is spending in cyberspace is beginning to affect him."

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

'Here you go, Miss Harris, all my homework is here on my smart phone!'

Digital Press Killing Off Print-Media

'Oh, don't mind the senator. He and his colleagues always get this way when they start thinking of the day they'll start taxing the Internet.'

"How come some media companies are so shy of web recruitment?" "Anorak-naphobia?"

"I like this site. It's asking if I'll accept cookies and pizza and donuts and beer and..."

"Would it make life easier if I just ordered my presents online and sent you the bill?"

No one said anything about blogging …

New York with free high-speed WiFi

"Home is where..."

Internet Possessed Mind

'Polly wants on-line.'

"I wish he'd hurry up. My back's killing me."