Cyber Cafe Enthusiast Pillows

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

Man sees eatery, 'Mom's Cyber Cafe', below it reads, 'Formerly Mom's Diner'.

"I think that was one upgrade to many for Chris!"

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

'Our special of the day is spam sandwiches.'

"Eewww! It still makes a lousy cup of coffee!"

"In addition to the menu, we have a few specials on the board."

"...all this time Timmy is spending in cyberspace is beginning to affect him."

'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'

"I wish he'd hurry up. My back's killing me."

Empty Telco Hardware Room

"Sorry for the delay. Someone in hell hacked into our computers!"

'He finally went mad...he devised the PERFECT password, but of course could never tell it to anyone.'

Nethead strip: Playing fetch with Cyberpet #2

"You'll love this internet cafe. It's got great blogosphere."

"To be or not to be? That is the security question?"

"We don't serve food here, we only photograph it..."

"Why yes! We have free Wi-Fi-Fo-Fum! No fee!"

Robot breaks up with a desktop computer. 'I faked all those uploads!'

'Do as I did - Learn to drink quicker.'

'Maybe you'd better return to the main menu.'

"Sorry you can't go in...no ties allowed"

Techno-Answers, Inc.: Pro-active cyber solutions to problems you think you don't have, but, wow... are you ever wrong.

Lunch at the Carlsbad Caverns.

“Work sucks — my corner office keeps getting smaller.”

"Do you have 'Cheese and Pickle...?'"

GrannyChat: Granny73 & RedRHood

'Brewster was able to hack the subject's brain, but it turns out the brain had a virus.'

"Thanks to all the passwords I've had to memorize, I've forgotten my name. Who am I?"

"His server is slow, his lines are tied up...close his connection! Overwhelm his system!"

A.I. Rights!