Internet Cafes Pillows

"Why yes! We have free Wi-Fi-Fo-Fum! No fee!"

"Sorry you can't go in...no ties allowed"

"You'll love this internet cafe. It's got great blogosphere."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

Moses on the web

Right click for yes...

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

'Here's MY information highway!'

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

Today's special... donuts.

Likes: $2.

Wifi in Hell

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

E-Baying @ The Moon

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"Did you get my tweet?"

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

I.T. Fear

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'