Internet Cafe Goer Pillows

"We don't serve food here, we only photograph it..."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

"I'd say business was brisk."

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

'Our special of the day is spam sandwiches.'

"Look, Mom! A broadband digital subscriber line followed me home. Can we keep it?"

"In addition to the menu, we have a few specials on the board."

Banana Split

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

"I wish he'd hurry up. My back's killing me."

"Oh, that Jane. I thought you were talking about Jane Austen."

Two cosa nostra gangsters sipping tea.

'The doctor says I gotta cut back on caffeine. I'd better skip the bottomless cup of coffee today, Phyllis.'

Man sees eatery, 'Mom's Cyber Cafe', below it reads, 'Formerly Mom's Diner'.

"I knew you'd like this place."

"Crumble an empire on that!"

"When you say everything is 'Wicked good' it feels like you're patronizing us."

He had wandered into the wrong cartoon again.

'At the Spoonerism cafe...' 'Ah - here comes my carrots and peas.'

"Well, they'd give you a pickle with your coffee if you ordered the Cafe Reuben!"

"You'll love this internet cafe. It's got great blogosphere."

Overly pierced man in a lot of pain.

"Two non-fat lattes and a decaf flat white, please."

"So what exactly is wrong with the teabag? Nobody else has complained about it!"