Cyber Café Lover Pillows

'Our special of the day is spam sandwiches.'

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

Coffee Menu

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

'Careful, this used to be hot.'

'Know something? Love IS wonderful!'

"Eewww! It still makes a lousy cup of coffee!"

"Let's see, now, that's cappuccino, cappuccino, cappuccino, and cappuccino—right?"

Lunch

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"Darling Elizabeth! How I long to hold you betwixt my giant industrial clamps."

Waiter thinks drowning man is asking for 5 beers

"...and another thing...stop referring to me as user-friendly"

'A sandwich?'

"In addition to the menu, we have a few specials on the board."

How much for a blueberry scone? $3.25. I'll give you $1.20. Huh? $1.40. $1.45. It's not negotiable. Shrewd. $1.65. $2.00. $2.10. $2.25, but I want free shipping! Ebay addicts. $3 for your sandwich. $6.

'Dulcifying araneids didn't make them any more sapid.'

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

Wall St. Café, Happy Hour 24-7.

Accordionist at work and in cafe.

"Before we go any further, I must warn you that this is not a secure network."

"I wish he'd hurry up. My back's killing me."

Two mice teasing a computer mouse for being different.

Everybody tells me to 'get lost' - except for the Inland Revenue.

"Wow, I did not see that coming."

Eat it while it's still £6.50.

Man sees eatery, 'Mom's Cyber Cafe', below it reads, 'Formerly Mom's Diner'.

England's Cafe Culture

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I'm thinking of suing your caf

"Omigod- that's your dirty little secret? That you have a trust fund?"

"Well, they'd give you a pickle with your coffee if you ordered the Cafe Reuben!"