Cybercafe Visiting Gifts

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

'You've had enough!'

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

"I'd say business was brisk."

'Our special of the day is spam sandwiches.'

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

'Careful, this used to be hot.'

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

Bookstore-Cafe: Used Book/Day-Old Croissants

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

'So how would you like your coffee...Small, Large or Intravenous???'

"I knew you'd like this place."

"You'll love this internet cafe. It's got great blogosphere."

Man sees eatery, 'Mom's Cyber Cafe', below it reads, 'Formerly Mom's Diner'.

"Crumble an empire on that!"

"Hot chocolate, straight. ...make it a double."

"Great to be back at the 'office', just a glass of water for me, thanks."

"Why yes! We have free Wi-Fi-Fo-Fum! No fee!"

"We don't serve food here, we only photograph it..."

Awning for Customer Use Only

Two people are sat in a cold café having hot chocolate.

"Two non-fat lattes and a decaf flat white, please."

Coming soon - the Barrel! 'OH BOY!!'

'Separate bills please.'

'Salt and pepper spray- this is a tough joint!'

'Hey let's see what 'Aroma Lattes' is like, Jill! I've heard the coffee here IS to die for!'

"Good! I see they made the coffee nice and strong this morning."

"I hate people buy a coffee and then spent all day in the café working

Marx & Hegel Buy a Bagel.