Cybercafe Visitor Gifts

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

"We've combine the recovery area with the gift shop... just in case your visitors want to pick up a little souvenir."

"I think that was one upgrade to many for Chris!"

'You've had enough!'

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

'Our special of the day is spam sandwiches.'

'Careful, this used to be hot.'

Bookstore-Cafe: Used Book/Day-Old Croissants

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

'So how would you like your coffee...Small, Large or Intravenous???'

"You'll love this internet cafe. It's got great blogosphere."

Man sees eatery, 'Mom's Cyber Cafe', below it reads, 'Formerly Mom's Diner'.

'Oognik! -- If I'd known you were coming, I'd have harpooned a whale!'

"Why yes! We have free Wi-Fi-Fo-Fum! No fee!"

"Great to be back at the 'office', just a glass of water for me, thanks."

'Salt and pepper spray- this is a tough joint!'

'Hey let's see what 'Aroma Lattes' is like, Jill! I've heard the coffee here IS to die for!'

"We don't serve food here, we only photograph it..."

"If you can safeguard this punch card for half a decade, you get a free coffee."

"I look forward to coming here for great tasting coffee every morning... but you are talking so loud I can't even smell it!"

At a caf? the special board says 'Today's special - take it, or leave it.'

She's a latte animal.

"Sorry you can't go in...no ties allowed"

Computer is set up to 'Chat with Santa' for children waiting in line.

A long, long way from indigent, Bert's depedence on coffee knew no bounds.

"Hey, it's the high risk people!"

Next to coffee machine is machine offering 'Your 2c worth'.

'The impressionists always bring a tear to my eye.' - 'I hate them too.'