Cafe Regulars Gifts

Looking for a gift for a cafe enthusiast who loves their daily brew? Our collection celebrates the joy of coffee routines with humorous and heartfelt items. Perfect for the person who’s always at their favorite coffee shop, these gifts add a touch of personality and fun to their caffeine fix. Whether it’s for a friend, colleague, or your beloved coffee lover, find something that captures their passion for that perfect cup.

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"It started out as a bun fight then someone started throwing rock cakes."

"It started out as a bun fight then someone started throwing rock cakes." mockup

"It started out as a bun fight then someone started throwing rock cakes."

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"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'." mockup

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

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'Do you have any catsup?'

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"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?" mockup

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

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"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it." mockup

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

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'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?' mockup

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

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"Good morning Rudy. I suppose you're wondering why I've summond you....It's time for your annual performance review...."

"Good morning Rudy. I suppose you're wondering why I've summond you....It's time for your annual performance review...." mockup

"Good morning Rudy. I suppose you're wondering why I've summond you....It's time for your annual performance review...."

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Non-Power Breakfast

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National Coffee Day

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Tree Cafe; Free Valet Parking

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"We're going to have to think outside the box to boost sales, minion."

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"We're going to have to think outside the box to boost sales, minion."

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Coffee

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'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

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"I've spent all night diluting our negative reviews on Yelp." "Really?" "Yeah. You know how you can usually tell when a business owner does that?" "They post 'reviews' that don't have even a hint of negativity." "Amateurs. Check out the negatives I include: 'House of Java Cafe. I hate it because it's so perfect, it makes the rest of my day feel inadequate.'"

"I've spent all night diluting our negative reviews on Yelp." "Really?" "Yeah. You know how you can usually tell when a business owner does that?" "They post 'reviews' that don't have even a hint of negativity." "Amateurs. Check out the negatives I include: 'House of Java Cafe. I hate it because it's so perfect, it makes the rest of my day feel inadequate.'"

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"Here's something extra to cover his lousy tip. Blame his fifth grade math teacher."

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"Here's something extra to cover his lousy tip. Blame his fifth grade math teacher."

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Choice hellhole

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"Come in, minion."

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"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

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"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

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'Our special of the day is spam sandwiches.'

'Our special of the day is spam sandwiches.' mockup

'Our special of the day is spam sandwiches.'

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'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!' mockup

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

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'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?' mockup

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

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"Boss, remember when you told me to start charging Sadie 'studio fees' for operating her radio show in the cafe?" "Well, I've got good news and bad news." "What's the good?" "She's agreed not to resort to violence." "I see. And the bad news?" "On today's 'Sadie Cohen Radio Show': Evil cafe owners who may or may not poison their customers."

"Boss, remember when you told me to start charging Sadie 'studio fees' for operating her radio show in the cafe?" "Well, I've got good news and bad news." "What's the good?" "She's agreed not to resort to violence." "I see. And the bad news?" "On today's 'Sadie Cohen Radio Show': Evil cafe owners who may or may not poison their customers."

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