Curriculum Curators Gifts

'You must be the new hire. Welcome aboard. Here's our prepackaged curriculum. If time permits, encourage critical thinking.'

'I was going to teach them the meaning of life ... but it wasn't on the test.'

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

'It's a Joan Biro.'

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

Misunderstood artist

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

The Rise of Modern Art

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

Convenience.

'Home Schooling'

'The reason the core curriculum seems so ambiguous is that we dot really have a core curriculum.'

Common Core Family Therapy

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

"We thought this was more realistic."

Sold! For £42,000 to the... No wait - it's the wrong way round!

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

'How can they call it modern art when it's 100 year's old?'

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

"When it's that old, you don't need to add 'A.D.' or 'B.C.'"

"It's Chicken Mole!"

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

"Typical venue, just providing male washroom facilities!"

Leaves falling out of a painting.

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

Closed for Renovation

Modern Portrait Gallery

Friends of the Royal Academy - Annual Dinner

"Hmmm...I wonder what the artist is trying to say...?"

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

The hall of bad ideas.

Please do not touch the art. Please touch the artist.