Curriculum Cultivator Gifts

'The great tree of knowledge in his discipline was just pulled out by the roots.'

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

'In Love'

'Home Schooling'

'The reason the core curriculum seems so ambiguous is that we dot really have a core curriculum.'

Sulk Shows

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

Spring To Do List: Teach, Testing, Testing,Test Some More. . .

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

By modifying the sidewinder's technique, the desert roller is able to cover great distances at high speeds.

'That's o.k., Dugan - 'why do I even bother?' was a rhetorical question.'

'A restaurateur prepares macaroni and sells it as pasta. I want you to do the same for the educational program at your school.'

'I was going to teach them the meaning of life ... but it wasn't on the test.'

Man watering with the 'Theory of Natural selection'.

"Thank you for 30 years of teaching service. Now you have 5 minutes to turn in your keys, I.D. card, empty your desk and be escorted out."

Latinos in the USA

"You better take Teddy's temperature too....he was awfully sick this morning!"

'You must be the new hire. Welcome aboard. Here's our prepackaged curriculum. If time permits, encourage critical thinking.'

'Your student Clara has tested as Talented and Gifted. But only in metal sculpting. You'll need to start incorporating metal sculpting into your daily lesson plans starting...tomorrow.'

'A hidden cost of implementing common core standards in education...'

'How come you're always trying to teach me things I don't want to know.'

Learning.

"What is the battle cry for homeschoolers?" Kids: "Go Home!"

"I say 'tomarto', he says 'tomayto', I say 'portarto', he says 'potayto'. Why else do you think we're here?"

"Who remembers when food wasn't genetically modified?"

Conservative Curriculum

Phrenology head filled with National Curriculum instead of real knowledge.

"Are you concerned about the increase in artificial intelligence?"

"First day of school and you've already got problem students?"

"Why wasn't the Tulsa Black Wall Street Massacre in the U.S. history books?"

"Students only know the three Rs in context of the tree Ts: texts, tweets and tumblr."

'My instincts and intuitions are on opposing sides on this schedule.'

"Oh, that? It pops up when Bob's social battery runs out."

Theron Heir hands off the Rudy Park writing duties to long-time artist Darrin Bell. I'm scared. Rudy Park is my baby. I know what you mean. It must feel like the first time you had me babysit your kid. There were tears, maybe a small fire … I may have forgotten to change him … You mean my two kids. The point is, he survived. More or less.