Curriculum Cultivator T-Shirts

'The great tree of knowledge in his discipline was just pulled out by the roots.'

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

'In Love'

'Home Schooling'

'The reason the core curriculum seems so ambiguous is that we dot really have a core curriculum.'

Sulk Shows

Spring To Do List: Teach, Testing, Testing,Test Some More. . .

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

By modifying the sidewinder's technique, the desert roller is able to cover great distances at high speeds.

"Thank you for 30 years of teaching service. Now you have 5 minutes to turn in your keys, I.D. card, empty your desk and be escorted out."

'I was going to teach them the meaning of life ... but it wasn't on the test.'

'That's o.k., Dugan - 'why do I even bother?' was a rhetorical question.'

'A restaurateur prepares macaroni and sells it as pasta. I want you to do the same for the educational program at your school.'

Man watering with the 'Theory of Natural selection'.

"You better take Teddy's temperature too....he was awfully sick this morning!"

Latinos in the USA

'You must be the new hire. Welcome aboard. Here's our prepackaged curriculum. If time permits, encourage critical thinking.'

'Your student Clara has tested as Talented and Gifted. But only in metal sculpting. You'll need to start incorporating metal sculpting into your daily lesson plans starting...tomorrow.'

'A hidden cost of implementing common core standards in education...'

'How come you're always trying to teach me things I don't want to know.'

Learning.

"What is the battle cry for homeschoolers?" Kids: "Go Home!"

"Who remembers when food wasn't genetically modified?"

Conservative Curriculum

Phrenology head filled with National Curriculum instead of real knowledge.

"I say 'tomarto', he says 'tomayto', I say 'portarto', he says 'potayto'. Why else do you think we're here?"

"Are you concerned about the increase in artificial intelligence?"

"First day of school and you've already got problem students?"

'My instincts and intuitions are on opposing sides on this schedule.'

"Oh, that? It pops up when Bob's social battery runs out."

"Why wasn't the Tulsa Black Wall Street Massacre in the U.S. history books?"

"You said gardening would be duck soup. This is vegetable soup."

"Students only know the three Rs in context of the tree Ts: texts, tweets and tumblr."