Curriculum Curators T-Shirts

'You must be the new hire. Welcome aboard. Here's our prepackaged curriculum. If time permits, encourage critical thinking.'

'I was going to teach them the meaning of life ... but it wasn't on the test.'

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

'It's a Joan Biro.'

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

Misunderstood artist

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

Convenience.

The Rise of Modern Art

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

'Home Schooling'

'The reason the core curriculum seems so ambiguous is that we dot really have a core curriculum.'

"We thought this was more realistic."

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

Sold! For £42,000 to the... No wait - it's the wrong way round!

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

"Typical venue, just providing male washroom facilities!"

'How can they call it modern art when it's 100 year's old?'

"When it's that old, you don't need to add 'A.D.' or 'B.C.'"

Leaves falling out of a painting.

"It's Chicken Mole!"

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

Closed for Renovation

Friends of the Royal Academy - Annual Dinner

Please do not touch the art. Please touch the artist.

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

"Hmmm...I wonder what the artist is trying to say...?"

"He painted 300 pictures in his lifetime. 1000 of which are in England."

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

The Exhibition at the Royal Academy

Modern Portrait Gallery