Curator T-Shirts

Our curated t-shirts showcase clever, art-inspired designs perfect for the passionate curator. Wear your enthusiasm and love for preservation with pride and a touch of wit.

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Modern art: I call it Procrastination. mockup

Modern art: I call it Procrastination.

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"This is the show, Madam."

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"He was such a great artist, yet in his own lifetime he never sold a single mug."

"He was such a great artist, yet in his own lifetime he never sold a single mug." mockup

"He was such a great artist, yet in his own lifetime he never sold a single mug."

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They're museum quality!"

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Museum of Commerce and gift shop. mockup

Museum of Commerce and gift shop.

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"Of course, it's a very early Rembrandt."

"Of course, it's a very early Rembrandt." mockup

"Of course, it's a very early Rembrandt."

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Picasso Jigsaw: There may be more than one solution.

Picasso Jigsaw: There may be more than one solution. mockup

Picasso Jigsaw: There may be more than one solution.

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'Brilliant! I love it! I'll give you ?25,000!'

'Brilliant! I love it! I'll give you ?25,000!' mockup

'Brilliant! I love it! I'll give you ?25,000!'

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'And exactly where did you find the 'antique salami slicer'?'

'And exactly where did you find the 'antique salami slicer'?' mockup

'And exactly where did you find the 'antique salami slicer'?'

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'He really captured her in this one.' mockup

'He really captured her in this one.'

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Muriel's over-curated life

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'...And here's one of the artist's earliest paintings.'

'...And here's one of the artist's earliest paintings.' mockup

'...And here's one of the artist's earliest paintings.'

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Sold! For £42,000 to the... No wait - it's the wrong way round!

Sold! For £42,000 to the... No wait - it's the wrong way round! mockup

Sold! For £42,000 to the... No wait - it's the wrong way round!

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A man in an art gallery stands in front of a blank canvas that has a suggestion box below it.

A man in an art gallery stands in front of a blank canvas that has a suggestion box below it. mockup

A man in an art gallery stands in front of a blank canvas that has a suggestion box below it.

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'And here, the artist is clearly making an ironic statement about the fleeting nature of material possessions.'

'And here, the artist is clearly making an ironic statement about the fleeting nature of material possessions.' mockup

'And here, the artist is clearly making an ironic statement about the fleeting nature of material possessions.'

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The Pope admiring the Sistine Chapel: 'It needs a caption.'

The Pope admiring the Sistine Chapel: 'It needs a caption.' mockup

The Pope admiring the Sistine Chapel: 'It needs a caption.'

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'At first glance, my work may seem heavily ironic, but, culturally adjusted, it's really pretty sincere!'

'At first glance, my work may seem heavily ironic, but, culturally adjusted, it's really pretty sincere!' mockup

'At first glance, my work may seem heavily ironic, but, culturally adjusted, it's really pretty sincere!'

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Euro on the exhibition.

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'This painting was purchased on a whim by our ex-curator of drawings and paintings.'

'This painting was purchased on a whim by our ex-curator of drawings and paintings.' mockup

'This painting was purchased on a whim by our ex-curator of drawings and paintings.'

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Understanding art.

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'It's fabulous! I'll give you ?25,000 for it!'

'It's fabulous! I'll give you ?25,000 for it!' mockup

'It's fabulous! I'll give you ?25,000 for it!'

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One Week Only! The 100 Greatest Paintings of All Time!

One Week Only! The 100 Greatest Paintings of All Time! mockup

One Week Only! The 100 Greatest Paintings of All Time!

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"This artist is a deeply religious feminist and anti-smoking advocate, who made a lot of money in the computer industry before going off to paint in Paris, where she now lives with her husband and two little girls."

"This artist is a deeply religious feminist and anti-smoking advocate, who made a lot of money in the computer industry before going off to paint in Paris, where she now lives with her husband and two little girls."

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After three days the curator decided it was probably upside down.

After three days the curator decided it was probably upside down. mockup

After three days the curator decided it was probably upside down.

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'This painting's in very poor taste.' 'Yes. It's from his sour grapes period.'

'This painting's in very poor taste.' 'Yes. It's from his sour grapes period.' mockup

'This painting's in very poor taste.' 'Yes. It's from his sour grapes period.'

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"It's a stunning example of the absence of traditional art as a paradigm of a new way of viewing the essence of a new zeitgeist..." "Er...do you think we should tell him that we haven't hung the picture yet?"

"It's a stunning example of the absence of traditional art as a paradigm of a new way of viewing the essence of a new zeitgeist..." "Er...do you think we should tell him that we haven't hung the picture yet?"

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