Current Affairs Dodger Gifts

Looking for a gift for the current affairs dodger? Our collection offers playful and humorous items that celebrate a laid-back approach to the news cycle. Great for those who love to stay relaxed and stay out of the chaos, these products combine humor, wit, and a touch of personality to brighten their day.

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"Would you feel better, Sue...if we stopped watching the news?"

"Would you feel better, Sue...if we stopped watching the news?" mockup

"Would you feel better, Sue...if we stopped watching the news?"

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Fear of news.

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'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.'

'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.' mockup

'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.'

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'I think we should consider hiring a consultant to share the blame.'

'I think we should consider hiring a consultant to share the blame.' mockup

'I think we should consider hiring a consultant to share the blame.'

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"We're bears you fool, we don't need agendas!"

"We're bears you fool, we don't need agendas!" mockup

"We're bears you fool, we don't need agendas!"

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'officially, I'm on leave, but I'm really just ducking the media.'

'officially, I'm on leave, but I'm really just ducking the media.' mockup

'officially, I'm on leave, but I'm really just ducking the media.'

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"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'" mockup

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

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Thank You For Not Giving Me Your Views About Brexit

Thank You For Not Giving Me Your Views About Brexit mockup

Thank You For Not Giving Me Your Views About Brexit

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"How do I turn off my camera so no one stares?"

"How do I turn off my camera so no one stares?" mockup

"How do I turn off my camera so no one stares?"

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"Arithmetic doesn't agree with me." mockup

"Arithmetic doesn't agree with me."

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'I gained about two hours a day. I gave up the New York Times.'

'I gained about two hours a day. I gave up the New York Times.' mockup

'I gained about two hours a day. I gave up the New York Times.'

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"I've had custom reading glasses made that blot out the words 'brexit' and 'royal.'"

"I've had custom reading glasses made that blot out the words 'brexit' and 'royal.'" mockup

"I've had custom reading glasses made that blot out the words 'brexit' and 'royal.'"

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"Just once, can we not talk about politics."

"Just once, can we not talk about politics." mockup

"Just once, can we not talk about politics."

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"Can you send me a text so I can use it as a ruse to get out of this conversation?"

"Can you send me a text so I can use it as a ruse to get out of this conversation?" mockup

"Can you send me a text so I can use it as a ruse to get out of this conversation?"

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Bob worked hard to avoid the spotlight. mockup

Bob worked hard to avoid the spotlight.

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'Does the Fifth Amendment apply to report cards?'

'Does the Fifth Amendment apply to report cards?' mockup

'Does the Fifth Amendment apply to report cards?'

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"Must be question time again."

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"So I'm thinking...why bother with all the junk mail?"

"So I'm thinking...why bother with all the junk mail?" mockup

"So I'm thinking...why bother with all the junk mail?"

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"Pretend relationships are better than real ones."

"Pretend relationships are better than real ones." mockup

"Pretend relationships are better than real ones."

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"I'm had a miserable day, so I'd appreciate it if neither of you mention politics, wildfires or COVID."

"I'm had a miserable day, so I'd appreciate it if neither of you mention politics, wildfires or COVID." mockup

"I'm had a miserable day, so I'd appreciate it if neither of you mention politics, wildfires or COVID."

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'...and now to continue our exciting coverage of the election debate.'

'...and now to continue our exciting coverage of the election debate.' mockup

'...and now to continue our exciting coverage of the election debate.'

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"How's your substitute history teacher, Baldo?"

"How's your substitute history teacher, Baldo?" mockup

"How's your substitute history teacher, Baldo?"

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"Must...not gaze into...his eye! For I may...never break free!"

"Must...not gaze into...his eye! For I may...never break free!" mockup

"Must...not gaze into...his eye! For I may...never break free!"

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Cone of Silence

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'It appears the best way to be politically correct is to be apolitical.'

'It appears the best way to be politically correct is to be apolitical.' mockup

'It appears the best way to be politically correct is to be apolitical.'

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"We need to shelter him from all news about economic indicators!"

"We need to shelter him from all news about economic indicators!" mockup

"We need to shelter him from all news about economic indicators!"

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Glass who didn't want to get involved in the argument.

Glass who didn't want to get involved in the argument. mockup

Glass who didn't want to get involved in the argument.

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"I don't want to get into a hypothetical debate about the nature of reality while I'm watching 'Bargain Hunt'. . ."

"I don't want to get into a hypothetical debate about the nature of reality while I'm watching 'Bargain Hunt'. . ." mockup

"I don't want to get into a hypothetical debate about the nature of reality while I'm watching 'Bargain Hunt'. . ."

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"I really should call my mother — I just don’t want to talk to her."

"I really should call my mother — I just don’t want to talk to her." mockup

"I really should call my mother — I just don’t want to talk to her."

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'I found I'm able to maintain my disposition by not watching any economic or employment news.'

'I found I'm able to maintain my disposition by not watching any economic or employment news.' mockup

'I found I'm able to maintain my disposition by not watching any economic or employment news.'

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'Maybe he doesn't want to know what's going on in the world.'

'Maybe he doesn't want to know what's going on in the world.' mockup

'Maybe he doesn't want to know what's going on in the world.'

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"So I take it you won't be going to the staff Christmas party!"

"So I take it you won't be going to the staff Christmas party!" mockup

"So I take it you won't be going to the staff Christmas party!"

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"What is the first item on the to do list?"

"What is the first item on the to do list?" mockup

"What is the first item on the to do list?"

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Current Affairs Dodger Gifts Collection

Current Affairs Dodger Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for the current affairs dodger, designed to make mornings brighter with humor and style.

Current Affairs Dodger Pillows

Discover pillows with witty designs for the current affairs dodger, bringing humor and comfort to their living space.

Current Affairs Dodger Prints

Browse our collection of prints for the current affairs dodger, adding personality and a humorous touch to their home decor.

Current Affairs Dodger T-Shirts

Find hilarious and stylish t-shirts for the current affairs dodger, ideal for those who prefer humor over headlines in their wardrobe.