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"Would you feel better, Sue...if we stopped watching the news?"

Fear of news.

'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.'

'I think we should consider hiring a consultant to share the blame.'

"We're bears you fool, we don't need agendas!"

'officially, I'm on leave, but I'm really just ducking the media.'

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

Thank You For Not Giving Me Your Views About Brexit

"How do I turn off my camera so no one stares?"

"Arithmetic doesn't agree with me."

'I gained about two hours a day. I gave up the New York Times.'

"I've had custom reading glasses made that blot out the words 'brexit' and 'royal.'"

"Just once, can we not talk about politics."

"Can you send me a text so I can use it as a ruse to get out of this conversation?"

Bob worked hard to avoid the spotlight.

'Does the Fifth Amendment apply to report cards?'

"Must be question time again."

"So I'm thinking...why bother with all the junk mail?"

"Pretend relationships are better than real ones."

"I'm had a miserable day, so I'd appreciate it if neither of you mention politics, wildfires or COVID."

'...and now to continue our exciting coverage of the election debate.'

"How's your substitute history teacher, Baldo?"

"Must...not gaze into...his eye! For I may...never break free!"

Cone of Silence

'It appears the best way to be politically correct is to be apolitical.'

"We need to shelter him from all news about economic indicators!"

Glass who didn't want to get involved in the argument.

"I don't want to get into a hypothetical debate about the nature of reality while I'm watching 'Bargain Hunt'. . ."

"I really should call my mother — I just don’t want to talk to her."

'I found I'm able to maintain my disposition by not watching any economic or employment news.'

'Maybe he doesn't want to know what's going on in the world.'

"So I take it you won't be going to the staff Christmas party!"

"What is the first item on the to do list?"