Currency Surfer Pillows

Floating on the stockmarket

Man skates downhill on a pound sign.

Economic

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

"I keep feeling we should float the company"

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

Baby on board.

TV-Man

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

Stop! Stop what? Do not change the channel! Sex, death, harrowing footage of the most remarkable story you've ever seen, tattoos, rock-n-roll, action, action, action! It's all coming right up, right after this five second break for station identification. Five seconds ... You're watching Rock Television. And now back to our ... bored. Welcome to ABC. We've got thrills, action, more thrills ... Click. I've got your action right here. We've created a monster. Click click click click click cl-

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

"I don't know who you are!"

Trick or Tweet

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

Money pouring in for a 'Acme Doodad Company's IPO.

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

The symbol for the euro (?) depicted as the wheel of a wheelchair, symbolising the state of the currency

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

'Now ask yourself Gerald, do we really need ALL these channels?'

How I met your mother

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

"Dow's up!"