Currency Surfer T-Shirts

Floating on the stockmarket

Man skates downhill on a pound sign.

Economic

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

"I keep feeling we should float the company"

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

TV-Man

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

Trick or Tweet

"I don't know who you are!"

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

Money pouring in for a 'Acme Doodad Company's IPO.

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

The symbol for the euro (?) depicted as the wheel of a wheelchair, symbolising the state of the currency

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

How I met your mother

'Now ask yourself Gerald, do we really need ALL these channels?'

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

"Dow's up!"

'I love to see you all so busy!'

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."