Economic Surfer T-Shirts

Stress Relief for CEOs

"I keep feeling we should float the company"

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

Baby on board.

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

"You've got computer-breath."

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

Money pouring in for a 'Acme Doodad Company's IPO.

'Daddy is going off to stimulate the economy by making gobs of money.'

'Sure, sure - I'm having a great vacation.'

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

"Dow's up!"

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

'What do you mean your telling me, 'stash it under the bed' is your best advice in the current financial climate?'

"Should be back soon. He's just out catching a few x-rays."

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

'Another nice wave.'

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

'No surf?'

John Lee Dotkomm palys the 'Broker's Blues

Oh Darling, you've got a bit of surfer stuck in you teeth.

La Jolla School of Advanced Music Graduate Frank Kettleknyper played a mello cello.

Sad businessman with sinking profits

Gold Crisis

'The bouncing dot.com. bomb.'

Hot Towel Web Service

Capitalism.

Card shark

'And now, here's our own Ted Slimbuck to explain all those ups and downs in the stock market.'

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

Large Very Fresh Eggs

'Ocean sounds won't be heard, so that we may bring you a paid commercial program on offshore investment opportunities.'

'This is where the company started handing out sick bags!'