Financial Market Surfer Pillows

'Are you through with the financial section?'

"I keep feeling we should float the company"

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"

Money pouring in for a 'Acme Doodad Company's IPO.

'Would you do me the honour of becoming tax advantaged with me?'

'Daddy is going off to stimulate the economy by making gobs of money.'

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'

"Dow's up!"

'As you can clearly see in this Pie Chart...something is eating into our profit margins!'

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

Greenspanisms for sale (50c)

'What do you mean your telling me, 'stash it under the bed' is your best advice in the current financial climate?'

'Today, the market did the 'Ol' Dipsy, but recovered in the 'Doodle'.'

John Lee Dotkomm palys the 'Broker's Blues

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

'No surf?'

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

'Another nice wave.'

"Should be back soon. He's just out catching a few x-rays."

"Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it."

'The financial crisis is unlikely to worry me: I lay a new Golden Egg every day...'

"To mom, apple pie, and foreign investors who keep our economy humming."

Oh Darling, you've got a bit of surfer stuck in you teeth.

"The people who were running the economy last year... are running the economy this year."