Currency Jokester Gifts

Man inflating a Sterling pound sign

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

That isn't what prove you're not a robot means, Bob.

'We don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's a tax deduction.'

"Let's vote. All those in favour of flying to Switzerland, withdrawing our secret bank account and splitting?"

"Remember, the password is case sensitive."

The first transatlantic communication.

"We can't just pluck figures out of the air any more. . . We use a bucket."

A rising tide may lift all boats but I sank all my savings in beachfront properties.

And if you help drive the herd all the way to Kansas City, you get to keep one steer for yourself! The first stock option.

"Goodbye cruel world."

'You call it a beer belly, I prefer to think of it as a lump sum settlement of liquid assets.'

"Today, the yen shot up on news it is spelled differently from the 'Yuan'."

"Well, if I was ambitious, we'd have a nice house and more money, but I'd never be around."

'Slaug-ter house? I wonder what that is. C'mon, I'll race you!'

"We'll double our chances of recovery if we buy two lottery tickets."

Luck of the IRS.

"Tag! Your salary's frozen."

"...And when the world economy collapses, we all stand up and take over! Agreed?"

It's a nice apartment but I don't want to pay my share of the national debt for rent.

'I just asked to see the annual figures...'

"We try to inject a little humor in our statements, but you should take them seriously."

"I'm afraid we don't offer student loans to elementary school pupils."

Some cultures use fish as money. 'Got change for a halibut?' 'Sure! Minnows OK?

'Again. . . why are we expelling these two?'

Zero interest CDs! Why pay taxes?

"Wanna join my hangouts circle?"

"Someplace where the currency has already melted down."

"They call the dollar stable and you know what's in the stable."

"If a higher interest rate is a sign of a stronger economy, you must think I'm golden."

Mathematician Food Fights.

'I'm with the I.R.S. you had better report this as income.'

Best friends: death and taxes.