Curious Country Kid Gifts

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

Boy and girl at thier studies

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

Jr. cloning kit

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

"So, what do you do for play?"

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

Honey Wallah

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

Farmer and FIsherman

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

"In school we learned about Staten Island. Is that where they make all those pills you take?"

I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

"Relax. They're just crows."

About time!

'According to the latest poll, 64% of the public don't pay any attention to polls...'

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

An English Gold Field

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

"Reverend, if we're born again in Jesus...do we get another belly button?"

'I'm glad you're getting so into science, son, but you'll have to ask your teacher about this... jjunnetics thing.'

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

'Your stork story got me to thinking, Dad -- wouldn't it be simpler if people just did it like dogs and cats do?'

Dear Farmer Brown - we really don't like you. The Animals.

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'