Cup Competition Watchers Gifts

"You don't understand, it's worse than a matter of life or death - with death you don't have to get up next morning!"

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

Sniffathon: The Dog world's version of a Kissathon

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

'I wonder what he is thinking about...'

The Rugby Throw Up.

"I quit."

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

"He's in training for the World Cup."

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

"I admit saying England had no hope of winning the World Cup, me Lord, but it isn't treason."

Luka Modric

Wonder woman as an old person.

'Guys...Guys! I'm trying to sleep down here!'

Footbalistas - A group of people passionately dedicated to the all-day broadcast of professional sports."

"So if you don't want to know the World Cup results look away now until July 16th."

"Fake."

'Senior ultimate fighting.'

'Bu it is Cup Final day, Boss!'

Rowan Atkinson,

'But I don't mean to bite people...they just get caught in my teeth.'

"But that's the beauty of the game. At this very moment, your absurd vicarious defeat is being perfectly counterbalanced by some opposing fan's absurd vicarious triumph."

"Ha!...I'd like to see the Jones' trying to beat our display this year!"

Victim support

Passionate about Football.

"Thanks old friend. That was awesome!"

Football junkie.

"I'm going to the house what England winning the World Cup, luckily the house doesn't belong to me."

Neymar

Pope Emeritus Benedict and Pope Francis Watch the World Cup Final.