Cup Competition Watchers Mugs

"You don't understand, it's worse than a matter of life or death - with death you don't have to get up next morning!"

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

'I wonder what he is thinking about...'

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

Sniffathon: The Dog world's version of a Kissathon

The Rugby Throw Up.

"I quit."

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

Wonder woman as an old person.

'Guys...Guys! I'm trying to sleep down here!'

"Fake."

Footbalistas - A group of people passionately dedicated to the all-day broadcast of professional sports."

'Bu it is Cup Final day, Boss!'

Rowan Atkinson,

'Senior ultimate fighting.'

"But that's the beauty of the game. At this very moment, your absurd vicarious defeat is being perfectly counterbalanced by some opposing fan's absurd vicarious triumph."

"Ha!...I'd like to see the Jones' trying to beat our display this year!"

Passionate about Football.

Victim support

'Hold it! He's been overthrown.'