Culinary Witticist Gifts

Searching for a gift for a culinary witticist? Explore a collection of witty and humorous items that celebrate their passion for cooking and sharp humor. Perfect for food lovers with a comedic twist, these products add a dash of fun to their kitchen and daily life.

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"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma." mockup

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

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"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?" mockup

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

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'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.' mockup

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

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'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

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"That's it. We’re toast."

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Soup of the month.

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"‘Extra vile old ox’? No, sir – it stands for ‘extra virgin olive oil.’"

"‘Extra vile old ox’? No, sir – it stands for ‘extra virgin olive oil.’" mockup

"‘Extra vile old ox’? No, sir – it stands for ‘extra virgin olive oil.’"

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"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

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"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie." mockup

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

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I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns... mockup

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

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'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

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'The Burrito King.'

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"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub." mockup

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

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"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram." mockup

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

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Health and Safety Gone Mad.

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Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

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Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

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"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

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The Origins of Everything

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"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..." mockup

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

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'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.' mockup

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

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'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.' mockup

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

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"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread." mockup

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

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'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?' mockup

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

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"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?" mockup

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

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"What happened to the thin crust guy I married?"

"What happened to the thin crust guy I married?" mockup

"What happened to the thin crust guy I married?"

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'The following programme contains scones of a sexual nature.'

'The following programme contains scones of a sexual nature.' mockup

'The following programme contains scones of a sexual nature.'

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Where Deviled Eggs come from

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"Bottled, tap or toilet water?"

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"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk." mockup

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

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'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!' mockup

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

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"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..." mockup

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

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A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water mockup

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

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Culinary Witticist Gifts Collection

Culinary Witticist Mugs

Explore our collection of humorous mugs for culinary witticists—perfect for bringing a smile to their morning routine.

Culinary Witticist Pillows

Add a humorous touch to their home decor with pillows featuring culinary wit and funny food quotes.

Culinary Witticist Prints

Brighten up their space with prints showcasing culinary humor and clever food-inspired artwork.

Culinary Witticist T-Shirts

Find the ideal witty t-shirt for your culinary humorist—funny food sayings and clever designs for their wardrobe.