Culinary Ironists Gifts

Looking for a gift for a culinary ironist? Discover our collection of witty mugs, tees, pillows, and prints that celebrate the clever side of cooking and food culture. Ideal for food lovers with a sense of humor who enjoy turning up the satire in their kitchen or home. These products feature smart, amusing designs that will make any culinary enthusiast smile and spark conversations.

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"Sorry, but the final T bone steak, French fries, eggs and ice cream are off the menu."

"Sorry, but the final T bone steak, French fries, eggs and ice cream are off the menu." mockup

"Sorry, but the final T bone steak, French fries, eggs and ice cream are off the menu."

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Prisoner is treated to leg of lamb for dinner.

Prisoner is treated to leg of lamb for dinner. mockup

Prisoner is treated to leg of lamb for dinner.

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"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods." mockup

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

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"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce." mockup

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

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"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!" mockup

"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"

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'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.' mockup

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

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View to the Future

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"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products." mockup

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

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"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie." mockup

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

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"Is the MSG local?"

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'Which wine list would you like, Sir - Classics or Plonk?'

'Which wine list would you like, Sir - Classics or Plonk?' mockup

'Which wine list would you like, Sir - Classics or Plonk?'

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'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.' mockup

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

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"Which wine would you pair with the complimentary bread and butter?"

"Which wine would you pair with the complimentary bread and butter?" mockup

"Which wine would you pair with the complimentary bread and butter?"

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Too much cilantro

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Countervailing Clichés.

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The Origins of Everything

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"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette." mockup

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

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'I owe you an apology, Greffman -- Let's keep it that way.'

'I owe you an apology, Greffman -- Let's keep it that way.' mockup

'I owe you an apology, Greffman -- Let's keep it that way.'

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"All dishes marked with an asterisk are served with sarcasm. . ."

"All dishes marked with an asterisk are served with sarcasm. . ." mockup

"All dishes marked with an asterisk are served with sarcasm. . ."

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'We finished all the repairs in the cafeteria kitchen this morning, but the food still tastes lousy.'

'We finished all the repairs in the cafeteria kitchen this morning, but the food still tastes lousy.' mockup

'We finished all the repairs in the cafeteria kitchen this morning, but the food still tastes lousy.'

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'Someone's been tampering with this chicken. It tastes like chicken.'

'Someone's been tampering with this chicken. It tastes like chicken.' mockup

'Someone's been tampering with this chicken. It tastes like chicken.'

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"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer." mockup

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

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"No, my consomme was perfect, but my husbands calamari is a little underdone."

"No, my consomme was perfect, but my husbands calamari is a little underdone." mockup

"No, my consomme was perfect, but my husbands calamari is a little underdone."

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"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?" mockup

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

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"We've both made mistakes, Doug, but I consider the appetizers to be a thing of the past."

"We've both made mistakes, Doug, but I consider the appetizers to be a thing of the past." mockup

"We've both made mistakes, Doug, but I consider the appetizers to be a thing of the past."

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"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..." mockup

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

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Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet. mockup

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

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Happy hour.

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"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?" mockup

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

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"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!" mockup

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

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"Just so I’m understanding the menu, the ‘Old Forge wheel with rosemary-infused pancetta’ is essentially a $36 Hot Pocket?"

"Just so I’m understanding the menu, the ‘Old Forge wheel with rosemary-infused pancetta’ is essentially a $36 Hot Pocket?" mockup

"Just so I’m understanding the menu, the ‘Old Forge wheel with rosemary-infused pancetta’ is essentially a $36 Hot Pocket?"

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'We're not at home, Stu. You can't just order 'I don't care'.'

'We're not at home, Stu. You can't just order 'I don't care'.' mockup

'We're not at home, Stu. You can't just order 'I don't care'.'

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"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room." mockup

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

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'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.' mockup

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

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"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?" mockup

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

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Culinary Ironists Gifts Collection

Culinary Ironists Mugs

Explore our collection of witty culinary ironists mugs—perfect for the foodie with a sense of humor who loves to start their day laughing.

Culinary Ironists Pillows

Browse our fun culinary ironists pillows—bring humor and personality to your home decor with clever food-inspired designs.

Culinary Ironists Prints

Discover our witty culinary ironists prints—add a touch of humor to your walls and celebrate the fun side of food culture.

Culinary Ironists T-Shirts

Check out our humorous culinary ironists t-shirts—ideal for food lovers who enjoy making a clever statement in their wardrobe.