Festive Ironists Gifts

Death Coming to Europe

'What about you...you've been living here thirty years too?'

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

Turkey going away for Christmas.

Artist Misses the Point

Ever vigilant, the restive Claus uses it to get an early start on the naughty and nice list.

'How would you like to be a big star in the circus?'

Income Tax Return

'Houston..Er..I don't know how to tell you this..'

'Wise up. We're not getting all this stuff because we were good this year - they're bribes for us to be good next year.'

"It suddenly occurred to me - what was all this giving, giving, giving all the time?! How about doing some taking for a change?"

Bad King Wenceslas

Santa friendly home has giant chimney.

'You never look more beautiful than when you're walking out on me.'

"You will kindly address any 'naughty or nice' questions to my attorney."

"Marriage? Being my unidentified woman companion isn't enough?"

'Despite what they sing, I don't think Christmas is really the season to be jolly...'

'Free gifts to every kid in the whole world? -- What are you running for?'

'Memory loss has certainly made wife-swapping a lot easier hasn't it Jack. Walter. Whatever your name is.'

Hunter with Santa Claus as a Trophy

"As long as you're up there, how about brushing the snow off the satellite dish?"

'I know I agreed to an open marriage, but I didn't think you'd have a date on our wedding night.'

"Mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse."

"I'm selling all my old passwords that were stolen."

Book about the real meaning of Christmas is on sale.

'This baby's got 12 reindeer power.'

"Free prescription drugs."

Christmas Tree of War

Mistletoe Farm

The World as A Christmas Pudding With A dynamite Candle

The Grinch Who Stole ?