Death Coming to Europe
Festive Ironists Mugs
Add a splash of wit to their morning routine with mugs that celebrate festive irony. Perfect for those who enjoy a clever quip with their coffee or tea.
'What about you...you've been living here thirty years too?'
"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."
'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'
Santa 'Freezing' Claus.
This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.
Artist Misses the Point
Turkey going away for Christmas.
Sartre's E-Mail
Ever vigilant, the restive Claus uses it to get an early start on the naughty and nice list.
What a stupid custom! I like it. Teddy. Twig. But I don't believe in Santa and neither do you. So don't hang your stocking! I do believe in mom and dad! Ahh
'How would you like to be a big star in the circus?'
Income Tax Return
'Houston..Er..I don't know how to tell you this..'
'Wise up. We're not getting all this stuff because we were good this year - they're bribes for us to be good next year.'
"It suddenly occurred to me - what was all this giving, giving, giving all the time?! How about doing some taking for a change?"
'Despite what they sing, I don't think Christmas is really the season to be jolly...'
"You will kindly address any 'naughty or nice' questions to my attorney."
'Free gifts to every kid in the whole world? -- What are you running for?'
Bad King Wenceslas
'You never look more beautiful than when you're walking out on me.'
Santa friendly home has giant chimney.
"Marriage? Being my unidentified woman companion isn't enough?"
'Memory loss has certainly made wife-swapping a lot easier hasn't it Jack. Walter. Whatever your name is.'
Hunter with Santa Claus as a Trophy
"Mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse."
"As long as you're up there, how about brushing the snow off the satellite dish?"
"I'm selling all my old passwords that were stolen."
Book about the real meaning of Christmas is on sale.
'I know I agreed to an open marriage, but I didn't think you'd have a date on our wedding night.'
'This baby's got 12 reindeer power.'
"Free prescription drugs."
Mistletoe Farm
Christmas Tree of War
The Grinch Who Stole ?
Festive Ironists Mugs Collection
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