Dietary Ironist Gifts

Looking for a playful gift for the dietary ironist in your life? Our collection features clever, humorous products that poke fun at food trends and the love of all things quirky diet-related. Perfect for anyone who enjoys a laugh about their food choices or lives with a lighthearted approach to nutrition.

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"Do you have anything that looks vegan, but is made from meat?"

"Do you have anything that looks vegan, but is made from meat?" mockup

"Do you have anything that looks vegan, but is made from meat?"

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"A varied and well-balanced diet is vital to healthy and stress-free living�"

"A varied and well-balanced diet is vital to healthy and stress-free living�" mockup

"A varied and well-balanced diet is vital to healthy and stress-free living�"

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All Natural Nothing

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Doctor to man with 'Push' door on mouth: 'It looks as though you've been eating a lot of junk food lately.'

Doctor to man with 'Push' door on mouth: 'It looks as though you've been eating a lot of junk food lately.' mockup

Doctor to man with 'Push' door on mouth: 'It looks as though you've been eating a lot of junk food lately.'

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'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.' mockup

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

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"How long have you lived in this gym?" mockup

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

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'Trouble is they always forget to return them...'

'Trouble is they always forget to return them...' mockup

'Trouble is they always forget to return them...'

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'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.' mockup

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

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Dieting Motivation.

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Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons mockup

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

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'Please help mommy lose some weight. She gets grumpy when she's on a diet that's not working.'

'Please help mommy lose some weight. She gets grumpy when she's on a diet that's not working.' mockup

'Please help mommy lose some weight. She gets grumpy when she's on a diet that's not working.'

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Body by Jake

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'I'm sorry but I have to let you go, we're all drinking 2%.'

'I'm sorry but I have to let you go, we're all drinking 2%.' mockup

'I'm sorry but I have to let you go, we're all drinking 2%.'

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'Did you fart, sweetie?'

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"My incentive for losing weight? I bought a fitted sheet a size to small."

"My incentive for losing weight? I bought a fitted sheet a size to small." mockup

"My incentive for losing weight? I bought a fitted sheet a size to small."

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'However hard I try to lose weight, it always finds me again.'

'However hard I try to lose weight, it always finds me again.' mockup

'However hard I try to lose weight, it always finds me again.'

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'You strap it on and it monitors your eating habits -- it's called the 'Fudgebuster.''

'You strap it on and it monitors your eating habits -- it's called the 'Fudgebuster.'' mockup

'You strap it on and it monitors your eating habits -- it's called the 'Fudgebuster.''

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"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet."

"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet." mockup

"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet."

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"No matter how much gelato, pizza and tiramisu I eat, I gain weight. This Mediterranean diet just isn't working."

"No matter how much gelato, pizza and tiramisu I eat, I gain weight. This Mediterranean diet just isn't working." mockup

"No matter how much gelato, pizza and tiramisu I eat, I gain weight. This Mediterranean diet just isn't working."

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'You are being haunted by the spirit of a slimmer, trimmer, you.'

'You are being haunted by the spirit of a slimmer, trimmer, you.' mockup

'You are being haunted by the spirit of a slimmer, trimmer, you.'

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'I don't want you to give up eating entirely -- just the food part.'

'I don't want you to give up eating entirely -- just the food part.' mockup

'I don't want you to give up eating entirely -- just the food part.'

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'Id like to see you in two weeks. Try not to eat during that time.'

'Id like to see you in two weeks. Try not to eat during that time.' mockup

'Id like to see you in two weeks. Try not to eat during that time.'

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"I do diet...between snacks."

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'You know that thin person inside you, struggling to get out? -- He seems to have gained weight, too.'

'You know that thin person inside you, struggling to get out? -- He seems to have gained weight, too.' mockup

'You know that thin person inside you, struggling to get out? -- He seems to have gained weight, too.'

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"I'm on a diet. Mini-size it!"

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Diet Cud

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'Look at it this way. The Dow gained 20% or more in the last three years. That's good. You gained 20 pounds or more in the last three years. That's bad.'

'Look at it this way. The Dow gained 20% or more in the last three years. That's good. You gained 20 pounds or more in the last three years. That's bad.' mockup

'Look at it this way. The Dow gained 20% or more in the last three years. That's good. You gained 20 pounds or more in the last three years. That's bad.'

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