Iron Supplement Enthusiast Gifts

'Hey, this side effect isn't listed on the medication's instructions!'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

Ironing day.

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

Body by Jake

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

"Hello?"

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

"I know this is going to sound completely crazy and off the wall - but do you, by any chance, know how to iron?"

"Unplug and chill out."

Iron Lady and Iron Man

'First of all, I'm taking you off the iron supplements.'

'Oh flips! I've forgot me anvil again!'

Pressing Problem

'He must not have been an easy man to care for. He always had an iron will. Which brings us to what he left you.'

"Iron Man Competition"

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

"I might be down the pub a bit later, Brian, I'm just trying to smooth a few things with the missus."

"And yet, I too am a still life."

Woman tangled up ironing

Long suffering cricket wife

'It's the people downstairs again.'

'What the hell is PIG IRON?'

Man with Ironing burns on shirt - "How are things going at home Robert?"

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

"You didn't iron the crease in my pants!! I'm gonna look ridiculous!!"

"And they say this country doesn't make anything anymore!"

'I think we're going to have to put some more calcium in your diet.'

'I wish McWit would lead a life of quiet desperation.'

The dawn of the...Iron Age.

"Upper or lower body workout?"