Iron Supplement Enthusiast Mugs

'Hey, this side effect isn't listed on the medication's instructions!'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

Ironing day.

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

Body by Jake

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

"Hello?"

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

"I know this is going to sound completely crazy and off the wall - but do you, by any chance, know how to iron?"

"Unplug and chill out."

'First of all, I'm taking you off the iron supplements.'

'He must not have been an easy man to care for. He always had an iron will. Which brings us to what he left you.'

Long suffering cricket wife

"Iron Man Competition"

"I might be down the pub a bit later, Brian, I'm just trying to smooth a few things with the missus."

Woman tangled up ironing

'It's the people downstairs again.'

'Oh flips! I've forgot me anvil again!'

"And yet, I too am a still life."

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

Pressing Problem

'What the hell is PIG IRON?'

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

Man with Ironing burns on shirt - "How are things going at home Robert?"

"You didn't iron the crease in my pants!! I'm gonna look ridiculous!!"

"And they say this country doesn't make anything anymore!"

'Time for your One-a-Year vitamin supplement pill, dear.'

'I think we're going to have to put some more calcium in your diet.'

'I wish McWit would lead a life of quiet desperation.'

'Marriage is okay, I guess, but I sure will be glad when my wife learns not to starch my jeans.'

The dawn of the...Iron Age.