Culinary Disaster Fixer Gifts

'My hero!'

Is that pancake ready yet?

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

'Barry, I think I know where you left the champagne bottle.'

'The casserole didn't make it.'

'Oh, hi!... yes, we have another emergency... make it the usual, and you know the address!'

'Believe it or not you're our greatest liability Jones!'

"Elaine! The avocados are ripe—what do we do? What do we do?"

"My dad ate my homework."

"I'm here to fix the lasagne."

'Something in the fridge has gone off.'

"Are you still waiting for the pancake to come down?"

"I know I said I was hungry, but I'm not that hungry."

'Is it still edible?'

"The fire department ruined dinner."

"He cooks under the guidance of a smoke alarm."

"Whoa! That's a lot of flame, Beth. I'll pick up a fire extinguisher on my way back from the gym."

'Well, lucky you! The chef informs me that his breakfast special today is blackened scrambled eggs!'

"Daddy tries to cook, but all his meals begin in a can and end up in one."

"Quick! Tiptoe out and phone the Fire Service!"

"Well it's either my dinner or my shirt."

"There's something wrong with your dinner."

"How did you know we were having pancake flambe again?"

'Do you mind if I smoke?'

Setting fire to the Christmas Pud.

'That new recipe didn't quite work out. Do you fancy popping down to the chippy?'

'Should my souffle blow the oven door off?'

"The chef's having a tough day, what with coroners and such."

"Could Doctor see him now-I have the dinner to cook."

The Origin of Volcanic Eruptions.

'What do you mean, send out for pizza? This is pizza!'

Snow & Flo series: Questionable cooking.

Smelly fish.

'Jeeves, you've made this soup taste like absolute s**t! Well done!'

'What d'you mean,Doris-you,ve burnt OUR dinner,and hers NEXT door,and hers NEXT door again and...?'