Culinary Disaster Fixer Gifts

'My hero!'

Is that pancake ready yet?

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

'Oh, hi!... yes, we have another emergency... make it the usual, and you know the address!'

'The casserole didn't make it.'

'Barry, I think I know where you left the champagne bottle.'

'Believe it or not you're our greatest liability Jones!'

"Elaine! The avocados are ripe—what do we do? What do we do?"

"My dad ate my homework."

"I'm here to fix the lasagne."

'Something in the fridge has gone off.'

"Are you still waiting for the pancake to come down?"

"I know I said I was hungry, but I'm not that hungry."

'Is it still edible?'

"He cooks under the guidance of a smoke alarm."

"The fire department ruined dinner."

"There's something wrong with your dinner."

"Whoa! That's a lot of flame, Beth. I'll pick up a fire extinguisher on my way back from the gym."

"Daddy tries to cook, but all his meals begin in a can and end up in one."

"Quick! Tiptoe out and phone the Fire Service!"

"Well it's either my dinner or my shirt."

'Well, lucky you! The chef informs me that his breakfast special today is blackened scrambled eggs!'

"How did you know we were having pancake flambe again?"

"The chef's having a tough day, what with coroners and such."

'That new recipe didn't quite work out. Do you fancy popping down to the chippy?'

'Do you mind if I smoke?'

Setting fire to the Christmas Pud.

'Should my souffle blow the oven door off?'

"Could Doctor see him now-I have the dinner to cook."

'What do you mean, send out for pizza? This is pizza!'

The Origin of Volcanic Eruptions.

'I'm not an experienced cook so I use the smoke alarm as my timer!'

'Jeeves, you've made this soup taste like absolute s**t! Well done!'

Smelly fish.

"Changed our mind about the salad, did we?"