Culinary Conspirators Gifts

Looking for a gift for someone fascinated by culinary arts and playful kitchen secrets? Our collection of products for culinary conspirators combines humor and creativity, making cooking even more fun. Whether they're chefs at heart or kitchen hobbyists, these uniquely designed items celebrate their love of food and clever tricks. Browse through mugs, t-shirts, and more that reveal their playful side and inspire laughter with every meal.

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'I can't believe you cooked this all by yourself...you must have had an accomplice!'

'I can't believe you cooked this all by yourself...you must have had an accomplice!' mockup

'I can't believe you cooked this all by yourself...you must have had an accomplice!'

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'We don't want your business; we just want the recipe.'

'We don't want your business; we just want the recipe.' mockup

'We don't want your business; we just want the recipe.'

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"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one." mockup

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

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Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe mockup

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

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'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.' mockup

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

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Health and Safety Gone Mad.

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The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same. mockup

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

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'If you order...You can digest it in...'

'If you order...You can digest it in...' mockup

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

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Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup mockup

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

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"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..." mockup

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

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"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!" mockup

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

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'As far as we know, no one who has eaten our genetically-modified food has turned into a creature or anything.'

'As far as we know, no one who has eaten our genetically-modified food has turned into a creature or anything.' mockup

'As far as we know, no one who has eaten our genetically-modified food has turned into a creature or anything.'

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"But you said I should serve our guests the can of peas!"

"But you said I should serve our guests the can of peas!" mockup

"But you said I should serve our guests the can of peas!"

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'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.' mockup

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

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"And here you have a brown thing next to something greenish, with some sort of brown runny stuff underneath it."

"And here you have a brown thing next to something greenish, with some sort of brown runny stuff underneath it." mockup

"And here you have a brown thing next to something greenish, with some sort of brown runny stuff underneath it."

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"Oh -- just scrape it off."

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'In case of fire, don't panic. Pay your bill then leave.'

'In case of fire, don't panic. Pay your bill then leave.' mockup

'In case of fire, don't panic. Pay your bill then leave.'

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'Nobody does curses like Gordon Ramsay.'

'Nobody does curses like Gordon Ramsay.' mockup

'Nobody does curses like Gordon Ramsay.'

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'The chef's hat was delicious! But the hair...'

'The chef's hat was delicious! But the hair...' mockup

'The chef's hat was delicious! But the hair...'

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'People soup again?'

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"I'll get the onion soup... it's the only thing on the menu that I don't know why it's bad for me!"

"I'll get the onion soup... it's the only thing on the menu that I don't know why it's bad for me!" mockup

"I'll get the onion soup... it's the only thing on the menu that I don't know why it's bad for me!"

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"Of course this is a pizza! Man, I've always been a rebel!"

"Of course this is a pizza! Man, I've always been a rebel!" mockup

"Of course this is a pizza! Man, I've always been a rebel!"

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"Sure, pal, whatever you say. Ha ha! The salmon is fresh."

"Sure, pal, whatever you say. Ha ha! The salmon is fresh." mockup

"Sure, pal, whatever you say. Ha ha! The salmon is fresh."

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"I'm on a diet. Mini-size it!"

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Outsaucing - A dollop of sauce has been put on a customer's plate from a long arm from afar.

Outsaucing - A dollop of sauce has been put on a customer's plate from a long arm from afar. mockup

Outsaucing - A dollop of sauce has been put on a customer's plate from a long arm from afar.

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Billy strip: bed pan.

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"Are you going to the paper-shredding after?"

"Are you going to the paper-shredding after?" mockup

"Are you going to the paper-shredding after?"

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Healthy Witch Digest

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"It's not fair that ice cream melts, but broccoli doesn't."

"It's not fair that ice cream melts, but broccoli doesn't." mockup

"It's not fair that ice cream melts, but broccoli doesn't."

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'I baked it especially for you.'

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'This restaurant has got zero stars, right? Every single one of them is well deserved.'

'This restaurant has got zero stars, right? Every single one of them is well deserved.' mockup

'This restaurant has got zero stars, right? Every single one of them is well deserved.'

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Hot Dog... Flavored meat-like substances

Hot Dog... Flavored meat-like substances mockup

Hot Dog... Flavored meat-like substances

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Guess Where Your Dinner Is?

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"You're leaving?" "Yeah, today's kids are so demanding so I've decided to move to a gluten-free, lactose-free, nut-free, sugar-free neighborhood."

"You're leaving?" "Yeah, today's kids are so demanding so I've decided to move to a gluten-free, lactose-free, nut-free, sugar-free neighborhood." mockup

"You're leaving?" "Yeah, today's kids are so demanding so I've decided to move to a gluten-free, lactose-free, nut-free, sugar-free neighborhood."

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Culinary Conspirators Gifts Collection

Culinary Conspirators Mugs

Discover a variety of mugs designed for culinary conspirators. Perfect for coffee, tea, or secret recipes—find the one that makes every sip a little more mysterious.

Culinary Conspirators Pillows

Snuggle up with pillows that celebrate culinary secrets. They're a cozy and witty addition to any kitchen nook or living room.

Culinary Conspirators Prints

Bring humor and creativity into your space with our culinary conspirators prints, ideal for decorating kitchens or dining areas with a clever touch.

Culinary Conspirators T-Shirts

Find playful t-shirts that match the culinary conspirator vibe. Perfect for casual days or kitchen adventures, these shirts add a humorous twist to cooking fun.