Cubicle Conjurer Gifts

Businessman with in and out boxes marked: 'Hocus' and 'Pocus'

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

Overworked in the office

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

'It's 930am ma'am - time to meet the Board of Detractors.'

"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

Human Recources Management

'Ms. Snack, prepare the conference room for an executive sting.'

Do not think outside the box!

Whack, Out of Whack.

'Chin up, Simpson, it's for the good of the firm.'

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'

Men in office, pose as Rodin's: The Thinker. A sign on the wall reads: THINK.

'I'm not here looking for a job. I'm the temp who's replacing you when the boss fires you today.'

You are here.

'Only another thirty-four years, five months and fourteen days until I retire.'

An office worker daydreams about a new poster.

'Too long at his desk...we're going need surgery to cut him free.'

"Now that you mention it, I have to admit, the daily grind IS starting to get to me!"

"Jones is our go-to-thankless-job-guy!"

Computer neck.

Stacked In Tray

"I miss the old cubicles."

'No good deed goes unpunished around here.'

"We couldn't give you a bigger office, so we shrunk everything down to make it appear bigger."

"How was your day?"

'This is a very bad report, Jenkins. Go to your cubicle.'

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

In the Fever Cubicle

"I see myself rising through the ranks of the organization until midlife, when I will most likely hit a wall and go screaming through the door."

'I do the work of three men...how about giving one of us a decent salary?'