Cubicle Conjurer Gifts

Businessman with in and out boxes marked: 'Hocus' and 'Pocus'

'This is just a hologram of Wilkins! That's the 12th employee this month who has pulled this stunt!'

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

Overworked in the office

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

'It's 930am ma'am - time to meet the Board of Detractors.'

"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

'Ms. Snack, prepare the conference room for an executive sting.'

Human Recources Management

Do not think outside the box!

Men in office, pose as Rodin's: The Thinker. A sign on the wall reads: THINK.

Whack, Out of Whack.

"He said his screen is frozen again."

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'

'Chin up, Simpson, it's for the good of the firm.'

'I'm not here looking for a job. I'm the temp who's replacing you when the boss fires you today.'

You are here.

'Only another thirty-four years, five months and fourteen days until I retire.'

"Now that you mention it, I have to admit, the daily grind IS starting to get to me!"

'Too long at his desk...we're going need surgery to cut him free.'

An office worker daydreams about a new poster.

"Jones is our go-to-thankless-job-guy!"

Computer neck.

Stacked In Tray

"I miss the old cubicles."

"I can't hold it together much longer. . . If Bradley doesn't wipe that smug, self-satisfied smirk off his face soon, I swear I'll kill him."

'No good deed goes unpunished around here.'

"How was your day?"

'I do the work of three men...how about giving one of us a decent salary?'

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

"We couldn't give you a bigger office, so we shrunk everything down to make it appear bigger."

In the Fever Cubicle