Crystallography Nerd Gifts

Employment recruitment aptitude test

Ascent of Machine.

"Why bother?"

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

Dog forced to return bone

Vaccine

Naked Mole Rat

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

"Nasty sunburn."

"I get the strange feeling this has happened before."

Free Radicals.

'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

Charles Darwin

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

"Of course you'll study Latin. How else will you learn the names of your dinosaur friends."

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

Professor Swizzlestix explains his point....

"My first Father's day!"

'But we just don't have the technology to carry it out.'

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

"This is the 'carboniferous' age and we're here in the 'Carbs-Are-Really-Bad-For-Us' Age."

'It's not the global warming it's the humidity.'

'It's amazing what they can do with amino acids these days.'

'Is it ‘there's method to my madness' or ‘there's madness to my method?' I always confuse the two.'

"Caution: this drug cases dizziness in mice, gastrointestinal problems in rabbits, headaches in chickens, photo-sensitivity in monkeys, drowsiness in hamsters..."

'I'm a lawyer and I would prefer that you operate within the law of gravity.'